Friday, December 6, 2013

Woman finds blunt roach in cheeseburger

November 1 was bad day for Atlanta's Amy Seiber. After waking up and heading to her job at Wendy's to flip burgers all day, she realized that the half-blunt she had saved for herself had gone missing.

That's bad, but not the really bad part. The bad part is that her blunt was a few miles away in the kitchen of some fast-food junkie ready to scarf down her quarter-pounder with chee'. More specifically: inside the bun of said quarter-pounder with chee.

The irate customer called Lovejoy, Georgia police and told them about the roach and asked if the cops would meet the customer back at the restaurant. It's not clear if they were more upset about the blunt or that Wendy's fucked up their cheeseburger order (again!).

Cops showed up to the Wendy's, where they were met in the lobby by the manager. By the time Seiber looked up and saw the 5-0, she realized what had happened and came clean immediately. She apologized to everyone involved, but was nevertheless fired likely at the same time as the cops were arresting her for marijuana possession. At least she was honest. Continue Reading...

By William Breathes in Say what?